Urwenya: Ndabona tunasa wasanga hari icyo dupfana!

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Audace Willy MUCYO

Kuya 16 Werurwe 2013 saa 05:55
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1. Umupolisi wo mu muhanda yaragasomye aragasinda, maze asubira mu kazi yavamvagaye. Akigeramo, abona imodoka ije igendera ku mucuduko urengeje urugero, maze azaamura akaboko arayihagarika. Umugore waruyitwaye aba arayiparitse ku ruhande neza, maze arebeye mu ndorerwamo ireba inyuma (retro-viseur/side mirror), abona umupolisi ari kuza yitera imitego, ahita amenya ko yaruteye. Umupolisi aramwegera n’umufuke mwishi ati: “Madame, zana uruhushya rwawe rwo gutwara imodoka hano vuba!” Umugore (...)

1. Umupolisi wo mu muhanda yaragasomye aragasinda, maze asubira mu kazi yavamvagaye. Akigeramo, abona imodoka ije igendera ku mucuduko urengeje urugero, maze azaamura akaboko arayihagarika. Umugore waruyitwaye aba arayiparitse ku ruhande neza, maze arebeye mu ndorerwamo ireba inyuma (retro-viseur/side mirror), abona umupolisi ari kuza yitera imitego, ahita amenya ko yaruteye.
Umupolisi aramwegera n’umufuke mwishi ati: “Madame, zana uruhushya rwawe rwo gutwara imodoka hano vuba!”
Umugore areba mu isakoshi, maze akuramo akirori gato yari afitemo, aramuhereza.
Umupoli aragasingira vuba vuba arebamo, arangije arakamusubiza aramubwira: “Aaaah! Kuki uteri wambwiye ko uri umupolisi mugenzi wanjye? Ndabona tunasa wasanga hari icyo dupfana! Ngaho fata ikarita yawe ukomeze inzira!”

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2. Umugore yinjiye mu kabari, maze arabukwa umugabo wariwambaye zahabu ku maboko, ku ntoki no mu ijosi, maze aramubwira ati:”Mbega ngo abantu barasa ntacyo bapfana! Uzi ko usa neza neza n’umugabo wanjye wa gatatu?!”
Umugabo arumirwa, dore ko amaso yari ayo, maze abaza umugore ati:”Kuki nsa n’uwo mugabo wawe? Aho nsa na we ni hehe? Wagize abagabo bangahe se ubundi?”
Umugore ati:”Nagize abagabo 2, nawe wa 3 nahigaga!”


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