1. Abakire bateraniye mu nama harimo n’abazungu, batangiye kuvuga mazina yabo basanga nibavuga amazina y’amanyarwanda bitari bworohere abazungu kubyumva, bahitamo kubishyira mu ndimi z’amahanga, uwa mbere aba aratangiye: je m’appelle

– Developement Silas (Majyambere)

– Colonisation Jean Paul (Buhake)

– Good news William (Nkurunziza)

– Relation Alexis (Sano)

– Mère de l’homme Dativa (Nyinawumuntu)

2. Umunsi umwe mu ijuru habaye umunsi mukuru ni uko batumira buri kintu cyose kiba ku isi. Hazamo n’inoti za 5000, 2000, 1000 na 500, haza n’ibiceri bya 100,50,20,10.

Ni uko ibiceri babyicaza mu myanya y’icyubahiro imbere, naho inoti bazicaza inyuma cyane rwose, zirarakara cyane zijya kubaza Petero impamvu bazisuzuguye.

Petero arazibwira ati "Erega mwebwe ntimujya muboneka mu nzu y’Imana, hiyizira ibiceri gusa, naho mwe mwigira mu tubari, amahoteli, mu ndaya ngaho muri za ruswa, ahantu hose hadahesha Imana icyubahiro."

3. Umugabo n’umudamu we bari basezeranye kujya bakoresha ijambo "Phone Call" aho kuvuga gutera akabaliro. Umunsi umwe umugabo abwira agahungu ke ati genda ubwire nyoko aze nkore phone call ndi kwihuta kandi nshobora kurara izamu ntitwongere kubonana uyu munsi.

Akana gati nonese simbona ufite telefone wazana nkajya kukugurira amainite ku muhanda niba yashizemo? (kari kazi icyongereza). Ise ati genda umubwire aze nikorere phone call wa kana we.

Akana karagenda kabibwira nyina, arakabwira ati mubwire ko nta kanya nabona, uti "arahuze". Kabibwiye se ati : "Noneho rero, subirayo umubwire ngo niba atabishaka nabyihorere akadakora umwe ntikica ubukwe kandi akabura bakarya ni umunyu, genda umubwire ko ngiye kuri Public Phone".

Akana gasubira kubibwira nyina yikoza mu bicu arakabwira ati "Niko avuze? Akana kati yego. Ati noneho rero mubwire ko tugiye guhimana. Genda umubwire uti nta ribi genda, ariko nugaruka urasanga hano habaye kuri Call Center" !!